Clearly, We've Completely Lost Our Minds.

Blows your nose so you don't have to.

Wipes your ass so you don't have to.

Eats your lunch so you don't have to.

Watches Football so you don't have to.

Kisses you wife so you don't have to.

(Helpless) Ladies and (Useless) Gentlemen...I give you the RoboStir!