I ran across this nifty little pair of sunglasses a month or so ago. They're utterly useless and but I couldn't resist picking them up and I couldn't get myself to throw them away. Then I decided to show them to you guys. Obviously, they needed to be shown with something to provide a bit of scale.
Which brings up this question: When you give these two guys the right accessories, it's obvious that they were total badasses; Name the currently-living hottie each would be dating. (Note: If you choose to go there, feel free, but any votes for Bieber will get you tossed out of the family; remember - badass!)
Item, the second:
Sadly for them, but fortuitous for us, preadolescent girls' tradecraft isn't very well developed, so I was able to intercept this dead drop clandestine communication. (Note to aspiring spies: If the wind is blowing your secret missive around, you're doing it wrong.) Anyway, take a look.
The front of the little envelope with obvious code names.
The rear of the little envelope with cryptic notation
One side of the enclosed note. Is it a map? Who are the mysterious characters and where are they being sent?
And finally, the meat of the issue.
What, pray tell, is G.R.O.S.S.?*
Ginormous Ruminants Of the South Seas?
Girls Romping On Sudanese Sofas?
Giraffes Raiding Opthalmic Super Stores?
I WANT ANSWERS!
P.S. Do you think I should call this in?
Ginormous Ruminants Of the South Seas?
Girls Romping On Sudanese Sofas?
Giraffes Raiding Opthalmic Super Stores?
I WANT ANSWERS!
P.S. Do you think I should call this in?
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*I tried scraping off the White-Out, and I tried holding the note up to a light, but the obliterated part of the note is pretty effectively obliterated. I'm assuming G.R.O.S.S. stands for Getting Rid Of So-and-So (initials S.S.), but that's not all that much fun.
5 comments:
"Get Rid of Slimy Girls". It's from Calvin and Hobbes.
Your classical education has holes!
Lincoln would be dating Julia Roberts, because apparently she has a thing for guys who look like that.
Jackson would be dating anyone he wants to date. Jackson was a badass, even without the shades.
Oh, yes he was.
I gotta say, I'm disappointed you didn't pick up on the Calvin and Hobbes reference.
You just got schooled by preadolescent girls.
I maintain that if that isn't what the little girls were thinking of then I haven't missed the reference. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I HAVE NOT BEEN PWNED!
It's actually "Get Rid Of Slimy girlS".
Dude. You should know these things.
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