tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post101297358458277496..comments2008-05-12T21:08:02.703-04:00Nathanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-49220805546459307552008-05-12T17:30:00.000-04:002008-05-12T17:30:00.000-04:00The bustard's a fast-running fowl,<BR/>with a drum-like boom, not a yowl.<BR/>It escapes what would be<BR/>illegitimacy<BR/>by luck of a fortunate vowel.<BR/><BR/>And here's to Mr. Patterson's class!vincehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16955307244053931069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-58201202471921383972008-05-12T17:01:00.000-04:002008-05-12T17:01:00.000-04:00Well, I could be wrong, but let's all give a round of applause to Mr. Patterson's class at St. Michael's in Dane, Wisconsin.Nathanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-60844022779467599112008-05-12T16:42:00.000-04:002008-05-12T16:42:00.000-04:00What language ya'll speak up dere<BR/>In the funny place ya'll call Alaskar?<BR/>No stars and bars<BR/>on your 4x4 cars<BR/>Ya'll ain't from around here, is yer?<BR/><BR/><BR/>We're the 49th state<BR/>we're big and that's great<BR/>you could cut Alaska in half<BR/>and it would be no gaff<BR/>to say then that Texas is the <I>third</I> largest state<BR/><BR/>I could go on like this all day<BR/>rhyming on on, so to say<BR/>but I've got work to do<BR/>I just came in to use the loo<BR/>So now I'll get back to the things that pay.Jim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-11357676594686870382008-05-12T15:44:00.000-04:002008-05-12T15:44:00.000-04:00Where're Jim & Tania from? I'll ask ya<BR/>to figure it out, no SMALL task, eh?<BR/>It's gorgeous and wild,<BR/>our mosquitoes can carry off a small child<BR/>The bestest state in the union - Alaska!Tanianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-84068839318870934112008-05-12T15:33:00.000-04:002008-05-12T15:33:00.000-04:00BAH!<BR/><BR/>"Not a WARM ocean breeze"Michelle Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-58003961141478803282008-05-12T15:32:00.000-04:002008-05-12T15:32:00.000-04:00Michelle K hails from West Virginia<BR/>You know, Country Roads, by Bob Denver<BR/>We are skiing and trees<BR/>Not a cool ocean breeze<BR/>Remember: West BY GOD VirginiaMichelle Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-13050646697878874372008-05-12T15:07:00.000-04:002008-05-12T15:07:00.000-04:00Warrant Officers don't have any friends.<BR/>But, their rank is a means to an end.<BR/>They might not rhyme<BR/>At least, not all the time<BR/>And their profanity, it just never ends :)Jim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-37651137394856653762008-05-12T14:34:00.000-04:002008-05-12T14:34:00.000-04:00Michelle - that is why friends don't let friends become Warrant Officers. Well, that and the profanity...<BR/><BR/><BR/>:-PJohn the Scientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03467337009577733553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-23182098964104642742008-05-12T14:28:00.000-04:002008-05-12T14:28:00.000-04:00summer is coming soon<BR/>we'll get out before june<BR/>the flowers will bloom<BR/>there will be no gloom<BR/>maybe we'll see a looncutie 1013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-53431580932828898602008-05-12T13:33:00.000-04:002008-05-12T13:33:00.000-04:00There once was a kitty named Walken<BR/>Who was the cutest on the entire block and<BR/>He'd do a pounce and flip<BR/>When stoned on catnip<BR/>Or hunt invisible prey with his stalkingTanianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-18340547596788757992008-05-12T13:06:00.000-04:002008-05-12T13:06:00.000-04:00I don't think polybloggimous and hippopotomous quite rhyme with famous.Michelle Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-80853740243878103092008-05-12T12:39:00.000-04:002008-05-12T12:39:00.000-04:00limricks are very dumb<BR/>they make my brain go numb<BR/>this so cheap<BR/>i want to sleep<BR/>its worse then eating scumdog lovernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-89155001730018269002008-05-12T12:32:00.000-04:002008-05-12T12:32:00.000-04:00I'm sitting at work, and feel crappy. <BR/>I could use a two-hour nappy.<BR/>To the Rush show I went,<BR/>and really got bent,<BR/>Now I just feel kinda slappy.Right is Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08071360755906679831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-17189954628782052902008-05-12T12:26:00.000-04:002008-05-12T12:26:00.000-04:00Jiiiiiiiim!<BR/><BR/>:DNathanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-4090590156507925642008-05-12T11:47:00.000-04:002008-05-12T11:47:00.000-04:00"Watch your Language," said polybloggimous.<BR/>My mother reads this blog, it's famous.<BR/>If I have to warn you again.<BR/>I'll banish you for your sin.<BR/>Then sit on your head like a fucking hippopotamusJim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-73250325071282356272008-05-12T11:31:00.001-04:002008-05-12T11:31:00.001-04:00Spelling is tons of word fun<BR/>You can do it in the sun<BR/>It keeps you busy<BR/>You can get dizzy<BR/>You'll be happy when you're doneButton Babynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-52629484006730010842008-05-12T11:31:00.000-04:002008-05-12T11:31:00.000-04:00o how i hate this school <BR/>the people init rule<BR/>they want to get uot <BR/>o how they would should<BR/>how these people are so cruelhoneynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-41238813139872844322008-05-12T11:30:00.001-04:002008-05-12T11:30:00.001-04:00I hate limericks so much,<BR/>I'd rather be drinking punch,<BR/>They make me feel sad,<BR/>and then I get mad,<BR/>Wow! Do I hate them a bunch.uglynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-11464364598001495872008-05-12T11:30:00.000-04:002008-05-12T11:30:00.000-04:00Does that mean I shouldn't do the Limerick about the man from Nantucket?Michelle Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-72299418863763546752008-05-12T11:02:00.000-04:002008-05-12T11:02:00.000-04:00Holy Crap!<BR/><BR/>Polybloggimous is apparently a Sixth Grade writing assignment today.<BR/><BR/>Watch your language UCFers!Nathanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-88803366628539010612008-05-12T10:57:00.000-04:002008-05-12T10:57:00.000-04:00The Fat Cat<BR/><BR/>There once was a very fat cat <BR/>Who hated this very sly rat<BR/>He loved to chase<BR/>The rat with mase <BR/>He tripped down the stairs and went Splat!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-64796519856030962512008-05-12T10:55:00.000-04:002008-05-12T10:55:00.000-04:00While sprinting down the track<BR/>I tripped on a big crack<BR/>went tumbling down<BR/>I felt like a clown<BR/>I think that i broke my backBabynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-44153971337850578632008-05-12T10:54:00.000-04:002008-05-12T10:54:00.000-04:00i know!! its better than the other ones!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-41287549613957882952008-05-12T10:53:00.002-04:002008-05-12T10:53:00.002-04:00this is stupidAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-66597077398383329372008-05-12T10:53:00.001-04:002008-05-12T10:53:00.001-04:00Why this year was one of the worst<BR/>When sixth graders came in a burst<BR/>They thought they were proud<BR/>but Oh they were loud<BR/>How eigth grade will be such a firstThe ONE you whatnoreply@blogger.com