tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post3830316264685546358..comments2023-04-11T09:34:03.031-04:00Comments on Polybloggimous: First: The BloggiverssaryNathanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-12922113812820460412009-01-15T11:17:00.000-05:002009-01-15T11:17:00.000-05:00Yay! Nathan's back. (Uh-oh, that can be taken 2 wa...Yay! Nathan's back. (Uh-oh, that can be taken 2 ways, contracting or possessive. Suffice it to say that I didn't mean it the other say. You know, the way that's not quite as funny. Unless there be pics. Then I'd have to - maybe - see if I meant it the other way. With squinted eyes, in case the pic was TMI)Tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00273212686600552771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-62691486862030487542009-01-15T11:15:00.000-05:002009-01-15T11:15:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00273212686600552771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-84587855369767377972009-01-14T16:31:00.000-05:002009-01-14T16:31:00.000-05:00When I had outpatient surgery and was in a hotel r...<EM>When I had outpatient surgery and was in a hotel room recovering I would watch Law and Order.</EM><BR/><BR/>If I have surgery again and can't go home, I want a hotel room to pass in and out of instead of a hospital room.vincehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955307244053931069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-88508000617694209062009-01-14T13:36:00.000-05:002009-01-14T13:36:00.000-05:00Glad you are feeling somehwat better.I hope you ca...Glad you are feeling somehwat better.<BR/><BR/>I hope you can remeber that coherent story from TV snippets and present it here.Some dude stuck in the Midwesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00852056495927941030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-45048679478540737632009-01-14T12:31:00.000-05:002009-01-14T12:31:00.000-05:00Nathan, we have standards that you are not meeting...Nathan, we have standards that you are not meeting. Floggings will commence until quality improves!<BR/><BR/>Jim, you live in the Valley. Go ask Mrs. Johnston for some Oxycontin. Apparently texting her for a cup of coffee is the preferred method of setting up a drop.<BR/><BR/>When I had outpatient surgery and was in a hotel room recovering I would watch Law and Order. Because I could pass out watching one episode and wake up in another and it didn't really matter.Taniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18142380580388373496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-3501125487655365832009-01-14T11:56:00.000-05:002009-01-14T11:56:00.000-05:00Jim,You're outta the fambily!Jim,<BR/><BR/>You're outta the fambily!Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-91672802587949880962009-01-14T11:54:00.000-05:002009-01-14T11:54:00.000-05:00Dear Nathan's Doctor - Please make Nathan better n...<B>Dear Nathan's Doctor</B> - Please make Nathan better now. I can't take anymore fucking Vogon poetry. Thank you. <BR/><BR/>P.S. It's OK if the cure is really, really painful and/or embarrassingly invasive or causes a nasty rash or hideous disfigurement. Whatever. Anything to make Vogon Michelle stop. <BR/><BR/>P.P.S. Also, could you have your friends in the cosmetic surgery department give Nathan breast implants? Because I think that would be funny.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-51838491505899694752009-01-14T11:37:00.000-05:002009-01-14T11:37:00.000-05:00Ode to Nathan's BlogThe mighty fearless leaderPuts...<B>Ode to Nathan's Blog</B><BR/>The mighty fearless leader<BR/>Puts on his Teak Hat<BR/>Grabs his Toaster<BR/>And wanders onto the streets of Brooklyn<BR/><BR/>Oh Fearless Leader<BR/>Of the Universal Cellulite Foundation<BR/>Who guides us through Hijack Day<BR/>And Not-Sophie<BR/>Oh that Charlotte had no lost her way<BR/><BR/>And out of the wilderness we hear a yell<BR/>Well, it would be a yell if it was louder<BR/>And not so soft<BR/>And more audible over the clicking of the keyboard<BR/>Never-the-less I deem it a yell!<BR/><BR/>With his butt hanging out of his gown<BR/>Our leader marches forward<BR/>At least we hope so<BR/>For our eyes are closed in fearRandom Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-10825036840719169222009-01-14T11:29:00.001-05:002009-01-14T11:29:00.001-05:00And that joke would have been 2% funnier if I'd pr...And that joke would have been 2% funnier if I'd proof-read it first.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-44572694734816473112009-01-14T11:29:00.000-05:002009-01-14T11:29:00.000-05:00Yesterday, I turned on TNT or TBS or who, the hell...<I>Yesterday, I turned on TNT or TBS or who, the hell knows what and sort of watched it... the Doctor came in at Noon and wanting to look me over, asked me what I was watching. I proceeded to tell him a completely coherent story made up of snippets from three hours of TV.</I><BR/><BR/>The sad part is that the doc just didn't have the heart to tell him he'd was staring at an unplugged TV set....<BR/><BR/>Get better soon, Nathan.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-53579852676855078122009-01-14T11:21:00.000-05:002009-01-14T11:21:00.000-05:00You expect me to come up with massively genius ret...<I>You expect me to come up with massively genius retrospective while I'm lying in a hospital bed having my arm pumped full of god-knows-what; giving 1/5th of my blood volume for testing twice a day...and wearing a gown with my ass hanging out the back?</I><BR/><BR/>Yes.<BR/><BR/>Slacker.<BR/><BR/>psssst, see if you can score me some percocets...and some of that lime Jell-OJim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-79017333552748461212009-01-14T11:12:00.000-05:002009-01-14T11:12:00.000-05:00Hey, remember when Nathan used to amuse us instead...Hey, remember when Nathan used to amuse us instead of being such a self-involved wimp?Janiecehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14190655869710465713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-17815408598782147742009-01-14T09:55:00.000-05:002009-01-14T09:55:00.000-05:00Certainly sounds like you're feeling better! Cong...Certainly sounds like you're feeling better! Congrats on the one-year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com