tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post514803497960602510..comments2023-04-11T09:34:03.031-04:00Comments on Polybloggimous: Today Didn't Totally Suck!Nathanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-7459668727299439592008-09-11T07:54:00.000-04:002008-09-11T07:54:00.000-04:00Yep, the Jim Wright here is definitely another evi...Yep, the Jim Wright here is definitely another evil Jim Wright.<BR/><BR/>How do I know this? Simple, really.<BR/><BR/>See, the Jim Wright here has said he's going to the evil universe to kick the other evil Jim Wright's ass. Now, if I learned anything from <I>Star Trek</I>, it's that superintelligent computers are easily confused by simple logical paradoxes. But that's not the <I>only</I> thing I learned from <I>Trek</I>. I also learned that Leonard "Bones" McCoy focused on medicine with such fierce intensity that during all his years of schooling he never wasted any time at all on anything non-medical like brickmasonry and rocket science, not even as a summer job to put himself through college or medical school. But that's not the relevant lesson, either. The relevant lesson that I also learned from <I>Star Trek</I> is that <I>when a person from the matter universe comes into direct contact with his counterpart from the antimatter universe, both universes will be destroyed unless the counterparts can be caught in a tube that looks like one of those "acid flashbacks" from cautionary anti-drug films of the '60s and '70s</I>.<BR/><BR/>Now, think about what else is going on in the world this week. That's right, Senator Obama said something about putting makeup on pigs, but I mean the other thing. <I>That's</I> right: the Large Hadron Collider was fired up this week. And what were some people scared of the LHC causing? That's right, the end of the world.<BR/><BR/>Now do you see?<BR/><BR/>Jim Wright, <I>our</I> Jim Wright, is <I>soooooo</I> evil, he's not only willing to kick his own ass to destroy the universe, but he also waited until he could frame a science project to do it.<BR/><BR/>Asshole.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-47115131574946678092008-09-10T22:25:00.000-04:002008-09-10T22:25:00.000-04:00I didn't say I was not-evil. As far as you know I ...I didn't say I was not-evil. As far as you know I might be the eviler Jim Wright, or even the Extra Evil Jim Wright, or even the Bastard Flavored Jim Wright with Bastard Filling - the multiverse, Little Michelle, is infinite.<BR/><BR/>Bawhahahahahaha!Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-54773474702110262832008-09-10T13:24:00.000-04:002008-09-10T13:24:00.000-04:00OK, if the evil Jim Wright is in "that other place...OK, if the evil Jim Wright is in "that other place" where the hell is the not-evil Jim Wright?<BR/><BR/>Because after trying to put together that puzzle you sent me, you sure as hell ain't him.Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-56031520106743318522008-09-10T01:56:00.000-04:002008-09-10T01:56:00.000-04:00I hate alternate universe references.I hate alternate universe references.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-39903775275470548662008-09-09T23:27:00.000-04:002008-09-09T23:27:00.000-04:00Jim,The full story is in that other place.Was that...Jim,<BR/><BR/>The full story is in that <EM>other place</EM>.<BR/><BR/>Was that cryptic. It was meant to be. Those who need to get it...get it.<BR/><BR/>Rest of you? Sorry.Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-49216482923994918462008-09-09T23:14:00.000-04:002008-09-09T23:14:00.000-04:00Oh sure, put your job ahead of entertaining us.Gla...Oh sure, put your <I>job</I> ahead of entertaining us.<BR/><BR/>Glad things went better today, otherwise I would have had to spam your phone again tomorrow.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.com