tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post7475729725695603707..comments2023-04-11T09:34:03.031-04:00Comments on Polybloggimous: Second: Catching Up.Nathanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-20988461850655832602009-01-15T09:28:00.000-05:002009-01-15T09:28:00.000-05:00Natalie,You're a scary woman. And, no. I don't h...Natalie,<BR/><BR/>You're a scary woman. <BR/>And, no. I don't have any of those things.<BR/><BR/>Thank God.Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-41910874249679112642009-01-15T02:51:00.000-05:002009-01-15T02:51:00.000-05:00Well, he seems to still be in the hospital. So I g...Well, he seems to still be in the hospital. So I guess that's license to continue. ;)MWThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09446603415730525882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-14181573906170775742009-01-14T21:01:00.000-05:002009-01-14T21:01:00.000-05:00So wait, does this mean I SHOULD or should NOT con...So wait, does this mean I SHOULD or should NOT continue with the Vogon poetry?Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-1856609174026506782009-01-14T20:20:00.000-05:002009-01-14T20:20:00.000-05:00Tania, I was so going to say Peyronie's disease. B...Tania, I was so going to say Peyronie's disease. But I got distracted by work (oh the horror!) and didn't get back to the interweebs until now. Now let's see, what could Nathan have?<BR/><BR/>Diphyllobothrium latum infestation?<BR/>Acute intermittent porphyria?<BR/>Henoch-Schönlein purpura?<BR/>Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura?<BR/>Diverticulitis?<BR/>Methyl tetrahydrate Folate Reductase Deficiency?<BR/>Chronic Inflammatory Demyelinating Polyradiculoneuropathy?<BR/>Steele-Richardson-Olszewski syndrome?<BR/><BR/>I can keep going... :-)<BR/><BR/>Do I get a pointy hat, too?neurondochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12155027993661209263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-63534632437441564302009-01-14T17:59:00.000-05:002009-01-14T17:59:00.000-05:00I knew there was a reason I hadn't updated my blog...I knew there was a reason I hadn't updated my blog since the Ice Ages (i.e. the middle of last month). I didn't want to over-burden you with all the catching up!<BR/><BR/>It's human African trypanosomiasis, right? I recently saw an episode of <I>House</I> and it turned out the patient had human African trypanosomiasis, even though she'd never been to Africa (she committed adultery with someone who had). I bet that's it.<BR/><BR/>Though PCOS would be awfully amusing...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-53591062914331861932009-01-14T17:35:00.000-05:002009-01-14T17:35:00.000-05:00It's not a tuuuumah!Nathan has apparently succumbe...It's not a tuuuumah!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Nathan has apparently succumbed to the Demerol again. Somebody hand me that bedpan...<BR/><BR/>careful...<BR/><BR/>...careful...<BR/><BR/>there. Balanced on his forehead.<BR/><BR/>Now, somebody hand me his Jell-O...Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-11608953793718036112009-01-14T16:33:00.000-05:002009-01-14T16:33:00.000-05:00I think it had something to with "Revenge of the S...I think it had something to with "Revenge of the Stinky Tofu!"vincehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955307244053931069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-45520607098745184522009-01-14T16:01:00.000-05:002009-01-14T16:01:00.000-05:00Intestinal parasites. That's my guess. Big weird o...Intestinal parasites. That's my guess. Big weird ones. From South America. Very Rare. Not deadly, but you'll wish they were. Egg layers. Apparently transported to the US from Mexico in a shipment of stoves...Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-73425082898200504832009-01-14T15:18:00.000-05:002009-01-14T15:18:00.000-05:00Schistosomiasis!Plague!Legionnaires disease!Athlet...Schistosomiasis!<BR/><BR/>Plague!<BR/><BR/>Legionnaires disease!<BR/><BR/>Athlete's Foot!<BR/><BR/>No, wait. Can't be that last one.Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-25510658477352620342009-01-14T15:08:00.000-05:002009-01-14T15:08:00.000-05:00Natalie,You can make guesses, but the next post wi...Natalie,<BR/><BR/>You can make guesses, but the next post will start to have clues. You may want to wait. <BR/>To eliminate any more of Tania's misbehavior, I will say that my problem is completely internal (and it's not about any internal's trying to get external.)(well, at least not any of the stuff that <EM>supposed</EM> to stay inside.)Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-38069405707833307582009-01-14T15:02:00.000-05:002009-01-14T15:02:00.000-05:00Tania,It's lucky for you that you're in Jim's vici...Tania,<BR/><BR/><BR/>It's lucky for you that you're in Jim's vicinity. Now go put on the pointy hat and keep him company in the corner.<BR/><BR/>Yeesh!Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-90013700333431971532009-01-14T14:52:00.000-05:002009-01-14T14:52:00.000-05:00I think you should. I'm guessing not Peyronie's di...I think you should. I'm guessing not Peyronie's disease. And not PCOS. Everything else is fair game.Taniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18142380580388373496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-14480008022042789582009-01-14T14:32:00.001-05:002009-01-14T14:32:00.001-05:00Can I make some guesses?Can I make some guesses?neurondochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12155027993661209263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-60023581855644513272009-01-14T14:32:00.000-05:002009-01-14T14:32:00.000-05:00You have a down your throat, right? I hate the tub...<I>You have a down your throat, right? I hate the tube down your throat.</I><BR/><BR/>I don't hate it if the tube is down Nathan's throat. I hate it if it is down mine. Just saying.neurondochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12155027993661209263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-69421942912127400832009-01-14T14:00:00.000-05:002009-01-14T14:00:00.000-05:00You have a down your throat, right? I hate the tub...You have a down your throat, right? I hate the tube down your throat.Jeff Hentoszhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05060570930866182531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-49107993400829510612009-01-14T13:18:00.000-05:002009-01-14T13:18:00.000-05:001. In the hospital.2. Bloody Marys are right off t...1. In the hospital.<BR/><BR/>2. Bloody Marys are <EM>right</EM> off the menu for the foreseeable future.Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-7368972936255826122009-01-14T13:14:00.000-05:002009-01-14T13:14:00.000-05:00Personally, I'm more likely to send Nathan a flora...Personally, I'm more likely to send Nathan a floral arrangement and drink the booze. Just saying.<BR/><BR/>Especially if he's going to start talking about pus...Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-40727329259234758482009-01-14T12:51:00.000-05:002009-01-14T12:51:00.000-05:00I would totally be up for sending booze cleverly m...I would totally be up for sending booze cleverly masquerading as floral arrangments. I want Nathan to be up and enjoying his morning Bloody Mary and being harassed by the cats for 4 AM feedings.Taniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18142380580388373496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-79404317904364691802009-01-14T12:17:00.000-05:002009-01-14T12:17:00.000-05:00Give us the most important update - are you still ...Give us the most important update - are you still in the hospital, or are you home? And where can we send bottles of booze disguised as floral arrangements? 'Cause that'll go <I>well</I> with the Percocet. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-20475624539216766272009-01-14T12:01:00.000-05:002009-01-14T12:01:00.000-05:00Oddly enough, Jeff, there's no pus involved at all...Oddly enough, Jeff, there's no pus involved at all.<BR/><BR/>I'll write some in if you like. (Note to everyone. if the next story includes writing that is italicized and in blue and involves pus...it's all there just for Jeff's edification.)Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-745748859173296736.post-82087041299934596852009-01-14T11:40:00.000-05:002009-01-14T11:40:00.000-05:00Pus, right? This is going to involve pus. There's ...Pus, right? This is going to involve pus. There's no way you went from an upset stomach to being on Perocet and Morphine for days on end without there being pus involved. ::uuuuuuugggghh:: I hate pus.Jeff Hentoszhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05060570930866182531noreply@blogger.com