Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Tragedy of Ankle-Cat Infestation.

Or would that be Cats in the Feetal Position?

First, the little bastards pounce all over the human male and when they get his attention, they make it clear that they want breakfast.  Now!  So, the male of the species dutifully rises from his comfortable slumbers and obediently provides sustenance.

Whereupon, said parasites look at the offered provender...and yawn.  The look they give says, "Catfood?  Again?  Pheh!", as clearly as if they could articulate the thought.  After a brief moment spent listlessly spurning their daily bounty, they return to the bed to cuddle with the human female -- the one who is still radiating comfort and warmth.

Why did we get these things?


Janiece said...

Because your lifestyle isn't conducive to having a dog. Either that, or you're both insane.

I myself suspect the latter.

Eric said...

Because they are sooooooo cuuuuuuuute.

Nathan said...

Yeah...but cute can seem especially useless when you hear stuff falling down in the other room.