I know a bunch of you were worried about me -- (oh, c'mon. Admit it -- of course you were) -- because of my month without Palin (and/or Bachmann), but I appear to have survived it without any permanent damage. There was a bit of hyperventilating at first, but I doggedly held out from mentioning either of them.
I'll admit that the revelation that Palin has a few sock puppets on her Facebook page proved difficult to resist. I briefly wavered but I looked up a bunch of 12 step programs and I proved myself stronger than the addiction. And, to be honest, Bachmann was somewhat helpful by remaining more or less silent during the month. Thanks for that Michelle.
Anyway, I not only managed to go an entire month without mentioning either of them, I even went an extra day into March!
Congratulatory gifts will be graciously accepted.