Monday, October 3, 2011

It's Official. My Secret Weapon Has Been Perfected.

I've kept this quiet, but my blog contains a sedative that, until now, has only been capable of reaching actual readers.  As of last Friday, I am now able to indiscriminately inflict my weaponized soporific upon anyone within a 3 mile radius...whether they read the blog or not.


Tune in later this week when I'll make the Lion lay down with the Lamb...or the cops and the protesters on Wall Street.

5 comments:

vince said...

This is why you're the leader of our seekret society.

Nathan said...

And this is an example of how you suck at keeping secrets seekrit!

You people never learn.

filelalaine said...

Why is the guy in the picture doubled over with laughter? You didn't start flashing people in parks again, did you? (too much?)

Nathan said...

HE'S SLEEPING.

(Well, he might have been dead, but that's not a crime, is it?)

Random Michelle K said...

That's hil.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz