You know how the aliens, or alien robots, or alien cyborg robots, or clones, or alien cyborg clone monster robots (or alien clone monster robot dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at their enemies), always show up and the first thing they say is, "Take me to your leaders."? How stupid is that? When I show up on some alien planet, I'm gonna say, "Take me to your followers"! Once I get those simps obeying me, the leaders won't be able to resist!
With that in mind, I invite you to visit RoboHash to create your own awesome Robot Representative for when you decide to colonize the galaxy. When they shoot at your Robot Representative -- or chew on him or spit corrosive acid or whatever -- you'll still be sitting comfortably behind the scenes ready to execute Plan B. Here's the Representative they generated for me.