Why has this poor sandbag been abandoned on my block? Hmmmmm?
I don't recall any recent filming on my block. Even if we were expecting a flood, this is the wrong kind of sand bag.
Was it just there to prevent that napkin from blowing away? We'll never know. But it's troubling, isn't it?
And then, just around the corner...
Will the carnage never end?
I just can't imagine what this poor lovable unicorn ever did to deserve this shabby treatment.
I hope you're all as troubled as I am!
Can't answer the sandbag issue, but I'd assume Jim got sick of the unicorn whizzing around his head all the time. Maybe he left it in New York as a warning to you.
Watch out, Nathan. When zombies attack, first they kill the unicorns. And the sandbag maybe strategically placed for the diabolical needs once the apocalypse occurs.
I'm with Steve. Whoever releases the zombie virus probably left the sand bag there to trip people so they're more easily feasted upon. The unicorn was obviously one of the last lines of defense. It wont be long now.
NO, No, the sandbag was trying to escape the hungry hoards and rescue the unicorn.
I can confirm from experienced that the last thing a sandbag will ever do is move one damn inch on its own.
To add to the mystery, whoever left the sandbag behind probably had to hightail it out of the area. I mean, who doesn't notice a bright blue sandbag out in the open like that when they're doing a dummy check? Either that, or they were working under the cover of darkness...
Which may or may not lead back to the zombie theory.
The zombie-grips are coming! Everybody Run.
(Actually, sauntering should be fine. Those grips were pretty slow before they were undead.)
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