Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear, And it shows them pearly white.
An Egyptian official has announced that a recent series of shark attacks in the Red Sea can be laid at the feet of Mossad...which has apparently been recruiting agents among their friends in the Chondrichthyes family. (Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know Chondricthyes is the Class name. Somehow,"class" just didn't roll off the tongue in that sentence!) It's all clearly a plot to ruin the Egyptian tourism industry.
In totally unrelated news, I swear I'm going to get around to learning how to use PhotoShop one of these days.