It's Elvis Monkey! Somebody get him a peanut butter, banana and bacon on toast, stat!
Be nice to the monkey, Eric. He never did anything to you! (Elvis died of constipation from eating that stuff.)
So says the conventional wisdom, but the respectable news sources down at the supermarket checkout line says Elvis is a lot less dead and constipated than you naysayers like to say nay about. Just saying. I says. To... the person... saying....
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