Oh, I'm the leader? Who knew.
Thanks to Janiece, (2nd in command; do my bidding lackey) Murphy, I've been made aware that I'm in charge. That's right, I head up the Uniformed (Currently or Formerly) Counter-Intelligence Force.
Here I was thinking I was being all aggressive and vulgar and stuff just for the fun of it and now I discover that I'm really part of a Tax-funded conspiracy. And we're a big secret. That's why we all have UCF logos on our blogs. And we have T-Shirts. And we give them out to unsuspecting authors at super-stealthy undisclosed locations. Just a note to my fellow conspirators (or should that be underlings?), you all suck at keeping secrets. We're really gonna have to do something about that.
Take a look at the motto. I think our work here is done.
Edited to add: Keith Wilson, spouse of UCFer Kimby has made me this awesome teak Admiral's Hat. (Well he photoshoped it so I can't actually wear it, but I'm totally cutting out a paper version of it to wear to the next super-secret UCF meeting. And while we're on the subject, Michelle, you were supposed to bring the onion dip last time and you forgot. Do that again and you're outta da fambily.)