Saturday, January 3, 2009

A New Year's Resolution...Ever So Slightly Late.

I resolve to use the word "tool" to describe people more often.

What? You thought there'd be more?

The Resolution Morphs Into a Multi!

Uncle Gudolf was always an embarrassment during the holidays.



We're going all highbrow and shit here in Brooklyn tonight. Pressing the 'play' button on Reno 911 shortly.


Some dude stuck in the Midwest said...

It is a very good word to use. It could be a complete opposite of dude. So if a dude is not really a dude, but a complete tool you can definitely call that person a tool. To add a bit of flair and a final diagnosis you can even use a "complete tool". :)

I do hope to hear more of it.

Shawn Powers said...

Huh, and here I went and resolved to use the word "junk" when referring to people's tools...

I guess it's good we're evenly using words. I'd hate for some to get jealous. (Like sphygmomanometer. That poor word almost never gets used.)

Nathan said...

We're leaving sphygmomanometer for for Natalie when she starts her blog.

Jeff Hentosz said...

Now that's a post to kick off the new year.

Resolved: Farts are always funny. (Brussels sprouts farts are a bonus; afflicted gorillas makes the hat trick.) The only exception to the rule is being pinned by a brother with a colon-full. Otherwise -- always, always funny.