Achh! Waily, waily, waily. 'Tis the crossin' o the arms and the tappin' o the feet here on Polybloggimous.
As previously mentioned, all of our carefully constructed layers of anonymity have been peeled away and the UCF has been PUBLICALLY REVEALED to be a nefarious SUPER-SECRET GUVMENT FUNDED something or other bent on doing...something. How were we caught out? Maybe it was the plethora of blogs flying the UCF logo. Could it have been the constant commenting back and forth on each others blogs OPENLY DISPLAYING LINKS BACK TO OURSELVES? Maybe it was the list of links in most of our sidebars. I don't know. The whistleblower who has outed us is just too damned clever for the likes of me.
How did I think I could head up an INTERNATIONAL CABAL bent on...something...and not be caught out; hoist on my own petard? Did I really think I could found an organization whose very agenda was to destroy people I had never heard of at the time? Oh, foolish leader. Waily, waily, waily.
I thought I had been so clever; covered every track. But that dude who caught us out is way too smart for me. I humbly bow to his utter, unmistakeable superiority to little old me. I am done in. Waily, waily, waily.
I was, however, curious about the massive intellect who could possibly discover the evil truths I thought we had so brilliantly concealed. It took a great deal of searching to find him. The effort will surely afflict me with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. But after a great deal of industrious searching, I may, I repeat may have uncovered the damned dogooder who has unmasked us for the evildoers we are. Allow me to present the snitch who has foiled all of our evil plans:
Disclaimer: This is mere parody. As the particular whistleblower is known to cavort with people of a litigious nature, I will state here unequivocally that the above pictured super-hero is not our whistleblower. He is, in fact Torvald Alexander whose exploits are fairly amusing in thier own right and who would surely have an ironclad case against me for, in any way accusing him of being that other guy.