Monday, January 28, 2008

Important things YOU NEED TO KNOW!

The ever brilliant Federal Communications Commission has announced that it is fining ABC and 52 affiliates over an episode of NYPD Blue that aired 5 years ago. Wow! I mean just, Wow. One of the leaps of logic involved was that the FCC has declared a woman's buttocks to be a "sexual organ". It is apparent that Sex Ed. in our schools has taken a back seat (groan - shut up).

Also, Blogger has "scheduled" a brief "outage" at 4PM PST. Would that not be the exact same time as 12:00 a.m. GMT...the exact moment Hijack™ ends. Coincidence? I think not. We have much greater powers than we imagined. Good work Hijackers.

Following Janiece's example, (but only partially), you are permitted to address this post in its own comment thread, in someone else's thread and/or to place new incoherencies in this thread. Not commenting on this post is clearly not an option.


Tania said...

Oh no! The FCC is scared of "teh buttsecks" obviously.

I have 28 minutes to eat some lunch and get to a meeting, and YouTube is blocked here at work. However, I encourage you to go to YouTube and search for the "What What In The Butt" video. It is indescrible, as in words escape me. The girls over on Smart Bitches Trashy Books put it up awhile ago.

Anonymous said...

Shawn... please, please, please brush your teeth! They're really expensive to replace, plus, your family likes it better when you do.

Tom said...

Them's fightin' words, Michelle. You don't know me well enough to call me "functionally sane." Take that back.

Because, you know, I'm not. Functional, I mean. Sane I gave up on long ago. :)

Jeri said...

Darn, I was trying to sow one more round of chaos and I ran out of time. Doggone day job!