GF was kind enough to make me aware that shortly before Eight, this morning, a raving lunatic took over my blog and started posting some of the most ridiculous drivel I've ever seen. I have no idea what he was going on about. The whole thing is completely baffling.
I apologize to my thousands of readers who have come to expect much more erudite, witty and Eureka-inducing content here. I have wrested the keypad from him and banished him forever. If I had one, I'd have applied the Shovel of Doom ™ to him. I had to settle for the cast-iron skillet. A most satisfying [sfx]Boy-yoy-yoing[/sfx] was produced.
I am also informed that he installed some sort of worm that caused unrelated and sometimes unintelligible comments to infiltrate some of my readers' threads. For this I humbly apologize. I will endeavor to keep that maniac away from the blog and to only bring you the quality to which you have become accustomed.