Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Don't You Just Love It When The Internet Finds Something...And You Didn't Even Know You Needed It Until You Saw It?

I liked Tom Selleck when he was Magnum P.I.  Cool guy with a cool car and a fancy place to live rent free?  And a buddy with a helicopter who was always available when he needed a ride?

This was something to emulate.  And the moustache!  What guy didn't want to have a cool Magnum moustache?

And he may have rooted for the wrong team, but hey...nobody's perfect.  And he still had that moustache!

Then he went back in time and shot people in Australia.  With a moustache!

Then, in the 90's, he showed up on Friends. For some unknown reason, he showed up sans-moustache one season.  I blame Monica.  But he was still cool.

But NOW, he's achieved the ultimate in Internetty Goodness and Absurdity.

Ladies & Gentlemen, I proudly present to you...(drumroll, please)...Selleck Waterfall Sandwich!  It's chock full of Tom Selleck badly pasted into pictures of waterfalls...with SANDWICHES!  This is sheer GENIUS...or dare I say it...CORUSCATION?

Come for the Meatloaf Sandwich; stay for the Rueben!

And you must, Must, Must listen into their theme song.  (It may sound a little repetitive, but it's not very long.  Give yourself over to the absolute brilliance and listen to it all the way through.)

Oh, Internet...I bow down to your mastery of...well...everything!


Chris said...

I found that website the other night and thought it was hysterical. My wife thinks it's stupid, and thinks I'm stupid for finding it so funny. Maybe it's just a guy thing.

A.J. said...

Waterfalls, sandwiches and Tom Selleck... What will they think of next?

Nathan said...

Sorry Chris,

The last thing I'd want to do is to cast aspersions on your wife, but A.J. seemed to think it was funny and Anon GF liked it too. We may have to stage an intervention. Let me know what would be a convenient time.

And just to set the record straight on another thing that people like to attribute to being a "guy thing", I haven't laughed at The Three Stooges since I was seven.

A.J. said...

Just to clarify, I never said I found it funny. But delicious looking sandwiches, waterfalls and Tom Selleck? That's hot.

Oh, I'm sorry, was that TMI? ;)

Nathan said...


May you find yourself on a week-long job with the assignment of doing nothing but running cable - - a 2000' run of 5-wire banded --- in 100' lengths --- all 4/0. (And it's not a walkaway, so it needs to be wrapped to the truck every night.)

::evil laugh on soundtrack::

A.J. said...

Perfect! I need the workout. :)