This was something to emulate. And the moustache! What guy didn't want to have a cool Magnum moustache?
And he may have rooted for the wrong team, but hey...nobody's perfect. And he still had that moustache!
Then he went back in time and shot people in Australia. With a moustache!
Then, in the 90's, he showed up on Friends. For some unknown reason, he showed up sans-moustache one season. I blame Monica. But he was still cool.
But NOW, he's achieved the ultimate in Internetty Goodness and Absurdity.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I proudly present to you...(drumroll, please)...Selleck Waterfall Sandwich! It's chock full of Tom Selleck badly pasted into pictures of waterfalls...with SANDWICHES! This is sheer GENIUS...or dare I say it...CORUSCATION?
Come for the Meatloaf Sandwich; stay for the Rueben!
And you must, Must, Must listen into their theme song. (It may sound a little repetitive, but it's not very long. Give yourself over to the absolute brilliance and listen to it all the way through.)
Oh, Internet...I bow down to your mastery of...well...everything!