If you didn't know about it, Twitter has apparently been the victim of a Denial of Service Attack.
Word is, this started around 9:00 a.m. I'm not exactly sure why, but I find it highly ironic that I didn't know anything about it until I saw it as a Breaking News story at the very beginning of the Local News at Noon. Bwahahahahaha!
Anyway, for those of you who are going through Twitter withdrawal, I present you with the latest important goings on at my restaurant, Soylent Green (in Restaurant City on FaceBook.)
I'm not on Twitter myself, but I have it on good authority that Poop News is an important staple there.