Have you seen that commercial for Dell Laptops? You know...the one where they're singing Lollipop and they're in a candy factory and the laptops get made just like candy does? Well, it's a nice idea and it's reasonably well executed and in the end, the laptops do come out looking like tasty candy treats. But I just can't make it that far.
'Cause, ya'see, really early in the commercial, the glop that's gonna be baked into tasty candy treat laptops come squirting out of these little nozzles onto the conveyor belt to get the process started, and that's where I get stuck. 'Cause, ya'see, the glop that comes squirting out, looks a whole lot like dog crap to me. Sick-dog dog crap. Oh sure...it comes in bright colors, but it still looks like sick-dog dog crap.
Even worse, it's the kind that even the most consciencious dog owner won't be able to adequately scoop off the sidewalk. Yeah, sure, I expect people to pick up after their dogs, but even I don't expect them to haul a wet/dry Vac around with them.
Hey Mom! Buy me one o' those dog poop candy computers, huh?