I Miss All The Good Stuff!

I'm headed upstate tomorrow* where I'll be working for the next few months and I decided to do a little bit of Googling to find out what I shouldn't miss while I'm there.  Well, it looks like I'll be missing out regardless.  I can go see Gnome Chomsky, "The World's Largest Garden Gnome".

Unfortunately, he's no longer the largest.  Some bastards in Iowa built one that's about 4' taller...and I'm not going there unless someone pays me.  I will, however, make sure to go see this:

I don't think anybody's making any special claims about this car.  Whatever was true about it on April 30th, when this picture was taken, is probably still true.

I'm not sure what other sights there will be to behold...but I'm gonna behold the crap out of 'em!

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*Before anybody gets any nefarious ideas about pillaging here in Brooklyn, GF will be staying here.  And the three cats will be here.  And GF's not afraid to use them! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!