Saturday, May 9, 2009

Lessons Learned on a Saturday.

I'm not sure how I've managed to live almost half a century without knowing this, but...

If you pick up a whole cow's tongue (even one that's sealed in plastic) and lick you girlfriend with it in the meat aisle, she will not be pleased with you.

8 comments:

Jeff Hentosz said...

::scribbling note::

Do NOT lick Anon GF with cow tongue!!!Got it.

Now, how would she feel about being tapped on the shoulder by a squid tentacle?

vince said...

Gee, I would think she would think it was funny. I'll have to add that to my list of things not to do because they annoy girlfriends.

Random Michelle K said...

(shudder)

kimby said...

I thought it was funny!

Eric said...

No, no, NO! That's not how we do science, Nathan! You have to lick her with other animal tongues in the meat aisle for the experiment to mean ANYTHING! Sheesh!

neurondoc said...

It sounds funny to me. But I like to eat tongue. Hmmm. That doesn't sound kosher, but I suspect that no matter how I try to rephrase it, I will still coming off sounding a bit naughty...

Nathan said...

Eric,

The chicken tongues only come 50 to a package. I don't want to break that up just to get to one of them. Besides, they're really teeny and hard to hold onto.

Anonymous said...

Oh, gawd.

Anon Gf