I've gotten a ton of visitors today searching for National Limerick Day (based on last year's post.) I wouldn't want all of the searchers to be disappointed so...
(Uh...note: Neither this blog nor most of its links is especially child-friendly so Run Away!)
Eric’s A-theist, he's told us.
Dislikes bible thumping in POTUS
Go read, if you will
His screed to The Hill
I’d try hard to top it, but nonplus
I don’t want to talk about Star Trek
I missed DS9; heard it was drek
Michelle, with a yell
Told us all, “Go to hell”,
“I bet you’re all Bajoran Vedeks"
(I think that's a pejorative.)