Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Fluff Up The Pillows and, For God's Sake, Somebody Please Vaccuum.

We seem to be getting some visits here from other than the usual suspects. I may have to class-up the joint a little.

(Anybody got any idea how one goes about doing that?)

14 comments:

Random Michelle K said...

Yes.

Chocolate and micro-brewed beer.

vince said...

Yes.

More chocolate and rum.

Eric said...

I say, would you like some Grey Poupon? I have quite a lot here with which I may part, my good sir and/or madam.

(Glad I could fucking help class this shit up, hell yeah. Cause that's the kind of badass classy motherfucker I am, shit yeah, y'all.)

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(D'oh!)

(Sorry.)

(I was doing okay for a little while, and then I fucking blew it. Sorry.)

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(Dammit!)

Carol Elaine said...

Dude, ya gotta dust the tops of the high places. Just 'cause you can't see it doesn't mean you ain't gonna breathe it.

kimby said...

Eric for the win!!

Random Michelle K said...

Rum, sodomy, and the lash?

Nathan said...

You people are no help at all.

Chris said...

Hide all the pr0n and put out a bunch of pretentious coffee table books.

neurondoc said...

I wouldn't know -- my place is comfortably cluttered. Although chocolate and flowers go a long way to making thinkgs look classy...

Konstantin B. said...

make sure to Mac yourself up. Lot's of iphones ipods and macbooks, littering the tables.

Maybe spill some starbucks beans on the floor.

Random Michelle K said...

You people are no help at all.


You expected something else?

Carol Elaine said...

Rum, sodomy, and the lash?

This.

Plus chocolate.

What?

Wendy said...

Oh, good, I've been wondering about this as well. Think I'll try Vince's solution. At the very least I'll drink enough rum I won't care what the place looks like. (or that I think the dust bunnies have hunting licenses...)

WendyB_09

Tom said...

Class? I dunno. I ain't got the class of a duck.