Last night, in my first attempt ever at making potato dumplings, I followed the recipe faithfully and produced...some little potato-ey asteroids. While tasting of potato, they were of a density heretofore unknown on Earth.
I'll be hosting a fact finding mission from the Department of Defense who will be conducting a study of my potato dumplings for use as an ultra-cheap, ultra-hard projectile for use and re-constitution in the field. I'm so pleased to be aiding my country. Not only are these suckers deadly -- they're bio-degradable.
Polybloggimous -- helping the Army stay green since 2009!