Yesterday's kitty post has inspired much hand-wringing and teeth gnashing among you, the great unwashed.
For the record:
1. That's an old picture of LuLu.
2. She's over a year old now and is not only a CAT now, she's utterly and completely unbroken.
3. We DO have a receipt. She was the full priced cat.
4. We're not returning her. SHE'S NOT BROKEN.
5. No, I'm not showing you a new picture right now. You'll just have to trust me.
6. Teufel is a little brain-damaged, but he came that way too. That's why he was the Discount Cat.
He refuses to show proof!
Michelle has a point. I sense a cover-up. What did Nathan know and when did he know it? How badly broken is the cat? Does Teufel even have a brain? Why do these cats so eerily resemble a cat once owned by David Ferrie?
The truth will come out!
That's just plain mean. Our cats have never hung out with anybody resembling him or Joe Pesci and I resent you implying that they might have. It's a damned clumny.
First Obama balks at release the extra pictures the Pentagon has, and now Nathan refuses to provide proof that Broken Cat (formerly Full Price Cat) is not broken. I smell conspiracy theory.
Time to file a FoIA or Open Records request!
Pictures! We demand pictures!
Stop feline oppression and the breaking of cats everywhere!
Jim, now I have an image of small cowboys bronco busting cats in my head.
"Cowboys bronco busting..."? See how it always comes back to Texas? As in Dallas, Texas? A city to or from which a pilot named David Ferrie may or may not have flown a group of professional killers who may or may not have included a man who possibly was or may have merely looked like Lee Harvey Oswald or the man who returned from the Soviet Union under Lee Harvey Oswald's name and identification?
Nixon was in Dallas on or just prior to November 22, 1963. E. Howard Hunt was spotted near the infamous "grassy knoll." How do we know Teufel wasn't there? Granted, naysayers may claim that paperwork exists showing Teufel wasn't born at the time, but documents can be forged (c.f. Barack Obama's "birth certificate" or the "black and white photographs" allegedly sent back by the Mars rovers).
One kitten. Four (or more) shots. Do the math. Do the math, people.
I fully understand. Some times they're already broken when you get them and there's nothing you can do about it!
Had a dog once that our friends referred to as our "special education child." Poor thing, she really didn't have enough sense to come in out of the rain. Never understood why we got all bent out of shape when she'd sleep in a puddle during a deluge. Must have been part turkey-brained.
THERE'S NOT A DAMNED THING WRONG WITH THE CAT OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT SHE'S A CAT! THEY'RE ALL RETARDED!
MICHELLE IS TOAST!
That's exactly what they said about Nixon.
So who has the toaster now? I lost track.
Apparently Nathan has the toaster since he's offering to make me toast.
The guy's got a broken cat, I wouldn't hold out much hope for a working toaster, Michelle.
A point of procedure: Once Nathan goes to all caps responses, I believe the conditions have been met. We've pushed him over the edge. We win.
Let's see what else we can fuck with ...isn't there another cat around here?
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