I feel much better now, thank you.
Apparently, we got just under a foot of snow here in Brooklyn. It's really pretty. I might shoot some pictures and show them to you later. I might not. Last night, I (Florida-boy) kept looking out the window to see if the storm had really gotten going and GF (Minnesota-girl), was doing her best to ignore the whole thing while commenting on how silly I get every time it snows. At one point, we were discussing stuff we had to do today and GF mentioned she'd leave the receipt for something I'm supposed to pick up. She said, "If the snow's too bad, it can wait a day."
"It's a block and a half away. I think I'll survive the trek." And I finished off with "Who's the Florida-pansy now?"
This, of course, was delivered in my best Edward G. Robinson "Where's your messiah now, Moses?" sneer. (She was amused, so I didn't lose any body parts...meaning I still have to go make that pick up.)
We had one snow storm in January when I was in the hospital and between GF being busy and me being...uh, hospitalized, she found a guy to shovel our steps and sidewalk. We've decided we like having someone else shovel. So this morning, a little before 8:00am, I'm sitting on the couch having coffee and I hear the scrape of snow shovels outside. I looked out the window, and sure enough, our guy is out there shoveling...and so is the woman who lives next door (shoveling her steps, not ours). Needless to say, I felt a little guilty about having our steps shoveled by someone else while our neighbor was out struggling with her own place...so I turned the lights off and turned the sound down on the TV. Hey! I didn't feel that guilty.
What else? Watching the news is extremely predictable when we get snow. Bloomberg gives a live press conference and tells everybody to take the subway and don't drive and "we're cancelling street cleaning so you don't have to move your car, but could you please move your car so we can plow the streets?" He also never fails to tell us that it costs the city roughly $1,000,000.00 for every inch of snow that falls on the city. That may sound like a lot of money to most of you, but that's the same figure I've heard quoted since sometime during Giuiliani's first administration. This is the only thing in America that hasn't risen in price since...ever! Or maybe it's been a wild-ass guess all along and nobody's got a clue what it costs.
It's not like they're not going to plow the streets, no matter what it costs. "Hey guys, just keep plowing 'til 3:30 and then knock off for the day." You may think that sounds ridiculous, but something very similar happened here once. In 1969 NY had a Blizzard and it's estimated that 40% of the city's snow plows weren't working. Mayor John Lindsay followed the usual pattern of making sure that primary roads got plowed first with secondary roads getting attention next, but apparently ignored Queens almost entirely. Queens was paralyzed for 3 or 4 day.
During the crisis, he took his limo to Queens to tour the disaster, which couldn't make it through the streets, and then he switched to a 4-wheel drive...which also got stuck. So he got out to walk. The NY Times in a look back, reports:
During the mayor’s walk through Fresh Meadows, a woman called him “a wonderful man,” prompting the mayor to respond, “And you’re a wonderful woman, not like those fat Jewish broads up there,” pointing to women in a nearby building who had criticized him.
The comment was recorded on tape, but The New York Times, The Associated Press and WNEW radio declined to run with the story.
Lindsay almost lost the next election and since then, all NYC Mayors make sure the streets in Queens get promptly plowed (the Sanitation Commissioner always makes a point of singling out Queens during the press conference), and most of the Fat Jewish Broads have moved to Manhattan or Brooklyn, so that's not so much an issue anymore.
During today's press conference, Bloomberg proudly announced that every street in NY had been plowed at least once and with over 6000 miles of city streets, that was a pretty impressive feat. To illustrate the point, he said that if you lined up all of NYC's streets end to end, they'd stretch from NY to Los Angeles, and that his administration had already plowed that much since the storm had started. I have two thoughts on this. First, I believe the first plow came down my street before the first inch of snow had fallen. I'm not saying the plows haven't been back since that first pass (my street is perfectly passable), but that first pass would have counted, even in its relative uselessness. Second, I just want to point out that if you lined up all of NYC's streets end to end, there would be a hell of a lot of places left unreachable by surface roads. Don't do that.
Edited to add: I forgot to mention that there was a news report that cheerfully told us that flights in and out of LaGuardia were being delayed no more than 10-15 minutes, and then went on to mention (without the least whiff of irony), that almost 50% of flights had been canceled, "so check with your airline".