Since I'm not ready to rip apart Mr. Deaver yet, here's a different treat. This is my first job as a Location Manager. I got called for this job out of the blue. I had no idea who any of the people were with the production company. I had no idea where they got my name. I had no idea why they thought I was a Location Manager.
I only know they wanted to pay me $400 per day for two weeks to manage the locations for this music video. Well, let me tell you something. In 1987, I could figure out how to do a lot of things for $400 per day. Had I received some other call mistaking my qualifications, I might be physicist. Like I say, I was willing to figure out how to do quite a lot of shit for that kind of money in 1987.
Update: If you're having trouble watching the embedded video, here's a link.