I've finished Shallow Graves. I've written a review. You're not going to get it today.
"What?", I can hear you all screaming. "We've waited patiently! Why don't we get the review today?"
A couple of reasons. First, contrary to what any of you say, I know that readership falls off on the weekend. I don't want to waste a perfectly good post on a Saturday. You only have you own surfing habits to blame. Second, truth be told, I'm not totally satisfied with the review. It needs more invective. It also needs more cursing, which I've been rationing. What's the use of holding something back if you don't use it effectively once the moratorium expires.
So, you're not getting the review today.