Since we have the new dual-fuel Humongo-range, GF has decided it's time to bake some bread. With that in mind, she found a number of recipes online.
Take 1. Mix the ingredients, knead the dough a little. Set it aside to rise. Uh...no rising. Turns out that yeast had expired.
Take 2. Mix the ingredients and try to knead the dough. The dough is all crumbly and hard...not at all the consistency the recipe describes. Ah well, maybe it changes as it rises. It doesn't rise.
Take 3. While letting the yeast soak in warm water, GF mixes the dry ingredients. A noise catches her attention. She turns and finds Teufel sitting in the bowl of yeast. He doesn't rise either.
More as news warrants.