@polyblog Bite me.(hee. that's actually a hilarious cartoon)
Neither am I. And the answer is "yes".
I'm not on twitter either. I've got too much to keep up with without that added to it.
Y'all don't know how much witty banter you're missing! Plus updates on string cheese.
Actually, it seems to be the only kind of "blogging" I can keep up with. Still, I'm a complete slouch compared to Tania. And Michelle. And Janiece, Anne, Jeri and Shawn and Vince and CarolElaine. And Chang who actually is Chang. Holy crap can those people yak. :-P
And Future Man didn't even get around to telling them about the people taping parts of their breakfast to their pets....This is obviously a scene from the timeline in which the Respectable Men In Charge started WWIII just to prevent the terrors of the future. Except in doing so, they made it impossible for Future Man to come back and warn them, which meant in his timeline he never gave them the dire warnings that led to the nuclear apocalypse... which of course meant the nuclear apocalypse never occurred, and so Future Man was able to go back in time and warn the Respectable Men In Charge about breakfast and the internet in the world of the future... and so the Respectable Men In Charge had no choice but to use the vast arsenals of destruction at their disposal, turning Future Man's immediate past into a radioactive wasteland... but because they did that, Future Man was never able to use his time machine to come back and warn them about the internet, bacon, cats, breakfast tweets... and so the Respectable Men In Charge never had a reason to destroy the world, and worked hard to prevent the atomic holocaust, and Future Man was eventually born in a world with time machines and Facebook entries about breakfast... which Future Man told the Respectable Men In Charge of the past about when he visited them, driving them to despair, and so they opened the notebooks full of launch codes and....
Dude, I just tweeted about no hot water this morning. And how a vitamin and mineral drink mix with 100% RDA of B vitamins seems to be working for me. I'm positively scintillating this morning!You are soooo missing out, Nathan.
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