If you scroll down the page, you'll note that recent posts have been...uh...somewhat light on content. I've received thousands of emails and comments (o.k. maybe one comment), bemoaning the lack of recent entertainment here.
Sure, I'll admit the Anti-Internet-Bacon-Crusade hasn't exactly caught fire. I'll even acknowledge that the whole thing may be hideously backfiring. Rest assured, I won't let that stop me. If there's anybody who can pound a square peg into a round hole, I'm the guy. I learned at the feet of the "Get a bigger hammer" guru.
That being said, I will post something new and original later today (promise or threat?...YMMV.)
So, I'm leaving in a few minutes for an appointment. During my journey, I will pray for inspiration, rant-able annoying events, or hilarious subway mishaps (I'm sure you heard about the guy who went on a 4-hour bender, fell on the tracks, lost a leg and successfully sued the New York City Transit Authority for 2.3 million dollars).
C'mon New York. Don't leave me hanging.
(BTW, if nothing interesting happens this morning, I'll be making up some shit.)