Thursday, February 19, 2009

New Content Alert!

If you scroll down the page, you'll note that recent posts have been...uh...somewhat light on content. I've received thousands of emails and comments (o.k. maybe one comment), bemoaning the lack of recent entertainment here.

Sure, I'll admit the Anti-Internet-Bacon-Crusade hasn't exactly caught fire. I'll even acknowledge that the whole thing may be hideously backfiring. Rest assured, I won't let that stop me. If there's anybody who can pound a square peg into a round hole, I'm the guy. I learned at the feet of the "Get a bigger hammer" guru.

That being said, I will post something new and original later today (promise or threat?...YMMV.)

So, I'm leaving in a few minutes for an appointment. During my journey, I will pray for inspiration, rant-able annoying events, or hilarious subway mishaps (I'm sure you heard about the guy who went on a 4-hour bender, fell on the tracks, lost a leg and successfully sued the New York City Transit Authority for 2.3 million dollars).

C'mon New York. Don't leave me hanging.

(BTW, if nothing interesting happens this morning, I'll be making up some shit.)

12 comments:

Eric said...

Part of the problem, Nathan, is image. "AIBC" really is hideous.

Perhaps something like:

Bacon
Advocates
Concerned
Online-
No
Animals
With
Attachments,
Y'all

I.e., BACON-AWAY. Okay, that one was kind of lame. By which I mean it utterly sucked. But you get the idea: all great movements have great acronyms. Ours blows chunks. We need a make-over, a PR push, a re-branding.

Random Michelle K said...

Well?

I'm waiting. Where's the entertainment?

Eric said...

Hello! ma baby,
Hello! Ma honey,
Hello! Ma ragtime gal!
Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own!


::dances, arms flailing wildly, falls on face::

Ow.

::slouches off stage left, defeated::

Random Michelle K said...

That was plenty entertaining Eric!

Success!

vince said...

Eric, forgive me, but Michigan J. Frog did it so much better.

mattw said...

Well at least Eric's giving us some content when obviously Nathan isn't concerned about our needs.

How about

Pork
Online
Regularly
Keeps
Better
Editorials
Longingly
Lost
Y'all

PORK BELLY

Huh? Huh? nudge-nudge

Jeri said...

I've been holding my breath waiting and waiting and WAITING for this alleged new content to appear, and I'm starting to get dizzy and there are these little sparkles appearing in my peripheral vision and stuff is kinda blurry and grey a n d . . ......

Eric said...

Well yeah, Vince--the frog is a better dancer.

:-)

Random Michelle K said...

That's it. He's not coming back any time soon.

Time to go through the drawers and cabinets.

(opens cabinet)

Oooh! He won't be drinking THIS for awhile!

(opens drawer)

Wonder if Anon GF knows about those?

(jumps on the sofa)

WHEEEEE!!!!!

Jeff Hentosz said...

How about a Looney Tunes square dance?

Jeri and Michelle, bow to your corner
Vince and Matt, bow to your own
All hands up and do-si-do

Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl
Jump all around like a flyin' squirrel
Don't you cuss and don't you swear
Come on out and form a square!

Nathan's being a great big bore
We promenade across the floor
Scare the cats and wake GF
Make the neighbors wish they're deaf!


Wheeew-wee! Pass the jug.

MWT said...

Bacon
As
Food
And
Not
On
Internet
Yeehaw*

BAFANOIY - better or worse than AIBC? :D


--
*(Yeehaw inspired by the square dance immediately above this acronym composition)

Tom said...

Nathan, I have no comment for your post.

But I do have a comment for Eric's comment about our acronym...

Don't you know that "UCF OK" is just a re-envisioning of "O FUCK"? Kinda bass-ack-arounded. Ours doesn't blow any chunks!