Friday, July 25, 2008

Rodent Armies Will Rule The World.

Yesterday, Janiece blogged about hero rats saving the world from land mines. She neglected to mention that they now have infantry too. I'm not at all sure this is as benign and altruistic as she'd lead us to believe. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Photo courtesy of this guy.


Jeff Hentosz said...

I'm usually squeamish about killing anything (well, anything big enough to have visible guts). But if I ever see a hamster coming at me packing heat? Well, let's just say, I for one welcome our rodent adversaries -- to closely examine the tread of my shoe!

Nathan said...

Then you won't mind taking the first shift at sentry.

Cool beans.

John the Scientist said...

No, my cats Indie and Sammy will be taking the first shift (those picture look remarkably like both cats, and based on the fact that my ammo stocks myterious disappear sometimes, I suspect they actually do a little "target practice" on the coyote / wolf hybrids out back).

The rodents are toast.

Jeff Hentosz said...


Sammy can stand watch with me, but not Indie. Dumbass does an Elvis on the TV when there's an aquarium full of tasty cat-snacks at hand? I don't need to be alone with a soldier bucking for a 5-13, thank you very much.

Tania said...

Hell, if rodents start packing my kitties are going to be wanting body armor. They have a lot of casualties. to answer for.

kimby said...

Lord Stanley is on the case...he has taken the first watch, and i am "pleased" to report that he has stopped the first wave of he proudly displayed their leader beside our front porch for all to marvel at.

Random Michelle K said...

The small backup cat can take care of rodent invaders. Also avian invaders.

The large primary cat, however, specializes in snakes and feels all other invaders are beneath his dignity.

Random Michelle K said...

(turns head to side and lifts chin)

Stylin' and profilin'!

Anonymous said...

I think it's time for the highly, stupidly addictive
badger song.

And that guy is way too cute to actually be dangerous. Except maybe to someone's little toe.

Nathan said...


{Insert Deity of your choice} will get you for that. Or Eric.