Today, I'll be dropping in periodically to add random stuff.
How 'bout if we start the morning with the Shakespeare Insult Generator?
1st Update: In case anyone's interested, we'll be visiting the Teak Hat Store later today.
2nd Update: May I present you with "Steve, Don't Eat It!" It's about what you'd expect and maybe you should wait until after you've had breakfast to visit. John, I'm terribly sorry to hear about your breakfast topping this morning---see comments for context.
3rd Update: I'm just back from running some errands before going to the above-referenced Teak Hat Store and guess what. There's also a street fair a couple of blocks away. Decisions, decisions...which street food shall I eat?