Monday, September 22, 2008

I Won't Eat Just Anything.

Some of you seem to think that just because I let myself be talked into the Stinky Tofu Episode, that I'm up for all food challenges. This is not the case.

I returned from Florida last night to find a fairly gross gift sent to me by the Three Drunken Trollops. I'm not going to go into detail until I'm able to accompany the post with photographic evidence, but I did want to acknowledge said Trollops' thoughtfulness(?) and to let them know that I would not, in fact, be reporting on the taste.

24 comments:

Random Michelle K said...

Don't worry, two of you received such gifts.

And when I go to Jungle Jim's in Cinci, I can get you other flavors if you'd prefer.

Or is it because they're treyf? ;)

Anne C. said...

Hee! I like being one of the Three Drunken Trollops! :D

Glad it got to you OK.

And it's good for you. Has protein! ;)

Jim Wright said...

It's like the UCF has spawned its own spin-off, The Three Drunken Trollops!" Tonight, at 8:00PM. Don't miss it.

vince said...

The Three Drunken Trollops. Is that anything like the Three Stooges, only female and alcohol-inspired?

Janiece Murphy said...

I am proud, PROUD, PROUD to be a member of the Three Drunken Trollops!

Hee!

I think we should start a Ren-Fairesque musical group.

Random Michelle K said...

I am NOT dead yet, I can dance and I can sing!

kimby said...

He he....Three Drunken Trollops has a great ring to it...you guys could go on tour!

Jeri said...

The three drunken trollops DOES have a nice ring. Are you all going to dress up like the Pussycat Dolls?

Tania said...

Oh no. NO! damn you Jeri...

dontcha wish your girlfriend was a geek like me

will be running through my brain, with other verses being added as appropriate. Grrrr.

Nathan said...

Tania,

as appropriate is the operable phrase...and since it's not, you shouldn't.

Eric said...

See, this is the kind of thing that makes me sad I'm not currently running a D&D campaign: "The Three Drunken Trollops" is the perfect name for a pub or inn where heroes might recover or meet sinister contacts.

As for Nathan's denial: I don't believe you. I think you will eat anything. I think you're our Mikey. I look forward to your review of whatever culinary horrors the Three Trollops sent to New York.

John the Scientist said...

Eric, I'm pretty sure the other package is coming my way, so we have another "the internet double dog dared me" situation brewing for Nathan.

Poor Nathan. :D

Nathan said...

You may double-dog, triple-dog, or googolplex-dog dare me. The gifty stays packaged.

John the Scientist said...

Hmmm, may have to up the ante, with Vince promising to open his cookies, and Michelle....

Random Michelle K said...

Hell no.

Random Michelle K said...

I don't love you all that much either.

John the Scientist said...

Hey - the mail just came!

I will eat it. But Michelle - you've got to drink the soup.

Anne and Janiece - you just opened a can of worms (ha, ha).

Janiece Murphy said...

Now presenting...

The Three Drunken Trollops singing their number 1 single, "Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was a Geek, Like Me!" With special introductory act, The Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy! singing their single, "Eat It!"

Random Michelle K said...

Let me repeat, HELL NO!.

However, my brother took one jar of soup, and our GA from Taiwan says she thinks she knows people who would like it, so I'll actually be down to one jar.

That I'll keep at my desk. So when I'm given a stupid task I can look at the jar and laugh.

Random Michelle K said...

And John,

1) Did your cow orkers say anything?
2) If you'd prefer another flavor, Jungle Jim's has lots of different choices.

John the Scientist said...

Yeah, I would've thought you'd have gotten me the poisonous one.

I have an actual office, so my coworkers haven't seen it yet. It's prominently displayed on my desk, though.

Anne C. said...

Heh, and no one knows what the icky thing really is except the 3DT and the 2 recipients. :D

John the Scientist said...

It's not that icky. I've eaten (and drunk) worse.

Random Michelle K said...

And he's PROUD of that!