Friday, September 5, 2008

Is It Any Surprise I'm Tired?

Here are two conversations. Sorta, mostly, verbatim. You weren't there so you can't say different.

Me to owner of Furniture Store: We need to get the Set Dressers in at 5:00 a.m. tomorrow.

Furniture Store Owner: [silence][crickets chirp] Are you on fucking crack? [brief pause] Is it safe to just give you the key?

Me: Well, it's certainly safe for me.

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Assistant Location Manager to Chief of Security: We need to start loading in at 5:00 a.m. Monday.

Chief of Security: Damnnnnn! You expect me to get my ass out of bed at five?

A.L.M.: Well earlier really, unless you plan to sleep on the loading dock.

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I really am tired. That's all you get today.

3 comments:

vince said...

Damn, you have all the fun!

Jeff Hentosz said...

"Are you on fucking crack?"

I♥NY

Saqib said...

I can relate to that. I went to a friend's wedding and got home late at night. I had to make it through the day with only 4 hours of sleep.