Here are two conversations. Sorta, mostly, verbatim. You weren't there so you can't say different.
Me to owner of Furniture Store: We need to get the Set Dressers in at 5:00 a.m. tomorrow.
Furniture Store Owner: [silence][crickets chirp] Are you on fucking crack? [brief pause] Is it safe to just give you the key?
Me: Well, it's certainly safe for me.
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Assistant Location Manager to Chief of Security: We need to start loading in at 5:00 a.m. Monday.
Chief of Security: Damnnnnn! You expect me to get my ass out of bed at five?
A.L.M.: Well earlier really, unless you plan to sleep on the loading dock.
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I really am tired. That's all you get today.
2 comments:
Damn, you have all the fun!
I can relate to that. I went to a friend's wedding and got home late at night. I had to make it through the day with only 4 hours of sleep.
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