Come hither and I shall tell you of awesomeness abounding. Of Kit Kat Bars as big as your head. Of Gummi Bears you could chew for a month. Of Ginormous Snacks.
Yes, quietly children. Listen carefully. Before we go on, I can not be held responsible for what any of you may do with the font of knowledge to which I am about to introduce you. As long as we have that completely understood, I'm ready to proceed.
Behold! I give you PimpThatSnack.com. It's all pretty self-explanatory from there.
Go Forth and exercise gluttony.