Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Now Hear This. Now Hear This.

As Nathan prepares to go to work, he thought he'd let you all know that:

-He is not amused by any particular thing that he feels the need to bring to your attention.
-He is not outraged by any particular thing that he feels the need to bring to your attention.
-He has no new kitten photos that he feels driven to share with you.
-He has no cooking tips or recipes that must be shared this very moment.
-He no new furniture or headwear to show you.
-He is once again posting on his blog about the fact that he really has nothing to post.

-He plans to stop speaking of himself in the Third Person very, very soon.

Thank you. That is all.

9 comments:

Michelle K said...

Had a friend in college who got really drunk and referred to herself in the third person.

Then she chipped her tooth visiting the porcelain god.

Don't chip your tooth.

Shawn Powers said...

You gotz some blogging skillz. You managed a decent length blog entry that is garnering comments by eloquently saying, "I got nuttin"

Well played. :D

Nathan said...

Thanks!

I thought it was pretty respectable for not being anything at all.

Jeri said...

As a writing exercise, you could shift that from third to second to first person and back again.

Have you ever tried to rewrite a story from third person to first? It's a pain.

Michelle K said...

Besides, I *did* try and hijack this thread!

It didn't take.

Tania said...

Dental work? My WorldCon roomie is getting a crown prep today. She'd appreciate being in your thoughts, as she can't take any good pain meds because she gets an endoscopy tomorrow morning.

(thread hijack attempt in progress)

Nathan said...

Maybe I'll provide lessons someday.

neurondoc said...

Eeee-yuuu -- a crown one day and endoscopy the next?

Natalie

Jim Wright said...

a crown one day and endoscopy the next?

Well, as long as it's not the same doctor...or the same tools.