When you have brandy-new little kitten-monsters, they're supposed to greet you at the door bouncing up and down in a frantic display of cute. They're supposed to be hollering the kitty equivalent of "Daddy's Home! Daddy's Home! Yay!"
I've been home almost 45 minutes and what have I gotten? Kitties sleeping.
Sleep on your own time dammit! Wake up and entertain me!