In order to keep our kitties alive, we need the following supplies:
-Adult cat weight-control cat food for Widget
-Dry kitten food for LuLu and Teufel
-Canned (wet) kitten food for LuLu and Teufel
-Extra large container of multi-cat/lots of poop kitty litter.
Usually, these things run out at various times, but rarely at the same time as each other. I've just returned from the Pet Supply store where I had to buy all of these items at the same time.
$79.99 worth of crap for the cats! Yeah, you read that right. $79.99. Now, I like these cats, but honestly, $79.99?
Something's going to have to give. Or Someone! You want my cats to be healthy and happy, don't you? Well, all I'm asking is that you pony up.
Did you know that for only pennies a day, you can feed my cats? It's true. For less than you pay for coffee each day, you can keep my cats alive. And in addition to the knowledge that you've made a difference in my cats' lives, you'll get a photo of my cats enjoying your largesse. And maybe a letter from one of them.
Please donate to the Feed Nathan's Cats Fund. You'll feel better for doing it. And if you don't, I'll send Sally Struthers to your house.
8 comments:
Forget Sally Struthers. You need Jack Hanna.
Dude, they're cats. Open the door to where all the mice, rats, squirrels, wrens and chipmunks live (they're soft on the outside, crunchy on the inside!) and where the neighbors' mulch beds abound. Freestyle eatin' and poopin' -- that's what cats crave.
Now you have an extra 80 bucks to spend on books. You're welcome.
1) How do you keep the cats from eating each other's good? When we had Slate, we just fed senior food to everyone, as the vet said it was probably better for them anyway.
Since we only buy cat food every several months, I figure the cost per month is pretty reasonable. It's the cat treats--and the rate Grandmom goes through them-- that's the biggest expense here. ;)
It's the cat treats--and the rate Grandmom goes through them-- that's the biggest expense here.
?!?
No wonder your mom was so happy about the apple butter.
Ha ha ha.
As I've mentioned FREQUENTLY before, my grandmother loves to give treats to the cats. And gives 10 to 20 treats at a time--multiple times a day.
My grandmother is allowed to eat whatever she wants.
Unless it contains dairy. Or tomatoes. Or nuts. Or corn. Or high sodium. Or artificial sweeteners. Or vitamin K. Or...
Oh c'mon, you have to admit the way you phrased it was pretty funny. :-P
This is all very amusing guys, but is any of it paying for the catfood?
Hmmmmmmm???
For less than you pay for coffee each day, you can keep my cats alive.
Since I don't drink coffee, the only way that could be true is if you pay me.
Vince,
Sally Struthers is so coming over to sit on your house. You were warned.
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