Alright, who here has a friend in Tokyo they can call right now so we can find out what's happening tomorrow? Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Maybe they can tell us who won any sporting events occurring later this afternoon, and we can bet on them and make a fortune!
I know, I know--we should use our friend from the future for good. Maybe he can also tell us if there's an orphanage going to catch on fire or something. But first, we get rich!
3 comments:
So if we ask for things... we get them?
I want a rocket launcher.
Alright, who here has a friend in Tokyo they can call right now so we can find out what's happening tomorrow? Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Maybe they can tell us who won any sporting events occurring later this afternoon, and we can bet on them and make a fortune!
I know, I know--we should use our friend from the future for good. Maybe he can also tell us if there's an orphanage going to catch on fire or something. But first, we get rich!
Well of course we have to get rich first. If we don't get rich first, where are we gonna get the money to buy that big shiny new fire engine?
Silly man.
Post a Comment