Frequent visitor Jeff Hentosz has some questions and I have some answers:
Saturday...? Why, yes it is.
::checks calendar:: No need, I've acknowledged the fact.
::checks clock:: What time was it?
Where my multi-posts at? You might have to live with an archive.
::considers saying f' it and starting own blog again:: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
::discards idea for the pain in the balls it is, per weekly routine:: Boo!
Does anyone know if two kittens can even take down a healthy adult, let alone consume one? Even with a grown-up cat to help? Should we call NYPD? FDNY? CSI/FBI/IRS? The Directors Guild? There's a grown up kitty too!
Dominoes? I prefer chess.
::goes to rake leaves. or put up Xmas tree:: Those are the only two choices?
The truth is, I'm at a distinct loss for anything to blog about. In fact, yesterday is the first day since I started this here thing that an entire day went by without a post. I'm horrified.
So, today is not going to be a multipost (unless inspiration strikes and I change my mind). Today will be Inspire Nathan Day. That's right folks...you can drive the blog. Give me three words, (any three words) in the comments, and I'll write you a hysterical paragraph that uses those three words. So, go ahead. (Note: I'm counting on slow weekend visitorship to protect me from having to do too many of these. Note #2: No single commenter may load me up with a ridiculous number of hysterical paragraphs I have to write...just sayin, Michelle!)