Also, I have much nachas. (Not nachos, dammit...it means joy). I have realized over the last few days that Yiddish is the official language of cursing on network television.
Any number of times I've seen someone called a schmuck or a putz on t.v. Last night, I was watching when someone on some show said something along the lines of, "But you were schtupping her!"
You can't say that in English and you can't say it in Spanish. You could probably get away with saying it in Senegalese or Lithuanian, but nobody'd know what the hell you were talking about.
So, let's all give a cheer to Yiddish...the official blue language of television.