Friday, June 13, 2008

Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition.

It has been brought to my attention, that today is BLITEOTWO8. Sadly, I have other plans, but I'd feel remiss if I didn't offer the rest of you some hope. The video below represents your best chance at evading the hordes of the undead. It's a proven fact that if you crank this sucker up to 11, nothing ambulatory, living, dead or in some freaky other state, will remain in the area.

If, by some strange chance, this doesn't work for you, here's another idea. If you don't have a goat handy, a small child will work fine too.

{{{The Video that was here broke. It was the scene from Jurassic Park where the tethered goat for the T-Rex came up on the little elevator}}}

Luckily for me, I live in NY where the Zombies aren't all that different from everybody else, so we just ignore them.

Good luck to the rest of you!

P.S. I have no idea why the second video starts playing the moment you open the page. I'll probably have to delete it at some point or add enough posts to get it knocked off of the front page. Otherwise, it'll definitely start to annoy me.


Random Michelle K said...

Second video says "Not available" for me.

If it's really the end of the world, then I've got some reading to do.

Anne C. said...

I couldn't watch the second either (not available), but the first would be enough to keep me away dead or alive.

And one of my favorite movies is Shaun of the Dead, so I am well prepared.

Anonymous said...

Hah. You motivated me. I have a friend who's super into zombie stuff, I've edited some of his scripts.

Nathan said...

The second video was the scene from Jurrasic Park where the goat is staked to a tether for the T-Rex.

Tania said...

Strange things are afoot at the cabin. I'll be sharing throughout the day.

Anonymous said...

Poulsbo is pretty devastated too. I'll be offshore and away from wireless for awhile - but safe.