An actual conversation in Brooklyn:
GF: (about three minutes after warning me not to knock over the little jar of hamburger grease) Are we gonna make the turkey?
Me: _____________ ::crickets::
Me: We're talking about Thanksgiving, right?
GF: Yeah. What Else?
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Mmm... I do love a traditional Halloween turkey with all the trimmings. Especially Snickers stuffing.
I... do not understand.
::lonely wind::
::tumbleweed::
Uh, I was showing my massive power over the non-sequitur. Duh!
Well, see, showing your power over the non sequitur is vastly better than the double entendre I feared it was. I mean, I really didn't want to ask what "making the turkey" is or what you thought it was. So I'm glad it was a non sequitur and not some kind of horrible depravity involving "stuffing" and "basting" and "waiting for the little button to pop out and show it's done."
In fact, I think I need to go clean my mind right now. Thanks, Nathan. Thanks a lot.
You're welcome. Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.
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