Thursday, October 30, 2008

I'm Truly SideKick...Or Something Like That.

An actual conversation in Brooklyn:

GF: (about three minutes after warning me not to knock over the little jar of hamburger grease) Are we gonna make the turkey?

Me: _____________ ::crickets::

Me: We're talking about Thanksgiving, right?

GF: Yeah. What Else?

6 comments:

Jeri said...

Mmm... I do love a traditional Halloween turkey with all the trimmings. Especially Snickers stuffing.

Random Michelle K said...

I... do not understand.

Jeff Hentosz said...

::lonely wind::

::tumbleweed::

Nathan said...

Uh, I was showing my massive power over the non-sequitur. Duh!

Eric said...

Well, see, showing your power over the non sequitur is vastly better than the double entendre I feared it was. I mean, I really didn't want to ask what "making the turkey" is or what you thought it was. So I'm glad it was a non sequitur and not some kind of horrible depravity involving "stuffing" and "basting" and "waiting for the little button to pop out and show it's done."

In fact, I think I need to go clean my mind right now. Thanks, Nathan. Thanks a lot.

Nathan said...

You're welcome. Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.