I think Unfocused Me was in compliance before, but this removes any doubt. And I'll now agree that a 400-year-old fish (in fish years), is not all that inspirational.
He floats. He floats. (Does he do anything else?) No.
He floats. But he's LOL. Can't you tell?
Yes, we can move on.
Update: Based on Unfocused Me's heartfelt defense of the really, really old fish who has survived...everything, ...by the power vested in my...by no-one at all, I hereby present to BPF, the Croix de Guerre.