Either that, or you really did win, and you're not telling because you don't want to be inundated with requests from long, lost relatives and UCF members.::wink, wink::
What, you didn't win, it was your girlfriend? Right, right?
No, that's because I won! Ha ha ha ha! Don't I wish.
Will you at least be able to take the monocle and top hat back to the store for a refund?
I'm keeping the monocle and tophat in case I win some other time. Having the right wardrobe can make all the difference.
Everyone: Please note he did not specifically rule out buying a hellaciously humungamous diamond ring anyway, within the lottery-cause/purchase-effect construct.Nathan & GF: Congratulations, you crazy kids.
Jeff,I seem to recall something about double secret probation? Hmmm?
"What do you think, Holmes?""Elementary, my dear Watson. The game's afoot. And a very engaging game it does seem to be."Nuff said, wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Huh? I must be missing something.But please, return to your enjoyment of not winning.
Tom and Jeri (and how often do you get to say that?) If you're referring to each other, I too am confused. If you're not...I'm still confused.Someone please explain to me what we're talking about.Really
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