Twice in the past few days, Mr. Scalzi has expressed his abhorrence at the use of the word alright in place of all right. No, really! He did. Lookee here. And here. He's gone so far as to stoop to the level of all American athletes in claiming that God takes an interest in the outcome of this bitter fight. And that little furry critters would be inconvenienced, annoyed, and generally made uncomfortable if he doesn't get his way in this, his latest cause celebre.
Well, I for one, am not going to knuckle under. I stand firmly for evoluting the language.
Mr. Scalzi's problem seems to be with the idea of leaving out one 'l' and one blank space. In retaliation, I intend to add the 'l' and blank space to other 'al' words. Alabama shall henceforth have the alternate usage of All abama. This may either denote that you are speaking about all of Alabama (not just the cities with populations exceeding 80,000) or something to do with Barack Obama (I'll decide exactly what later.) All acrity will be the words you need to describe the smell of burning rubber anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon line.
An all arm clock whacks you upside the head if you hit the snooze button more than twice.
All aska obviously describes someone annoyingly curious. All derman is someone who likes skin, but in a civically-minded fashion. All fresco describes a liking for only one diet soda to the exclusion of all others.
And we need not stop at words beginning with an 'a' and a single 'l'. There are a wealth of words with a double 'l' that are open to re-wordifying. I proclaim that all lot beats the crap out of allot. All legory is much stronger. All leviate clearly elevates the word(s) to a higher plane of existence.
Yes, join me in standing up to Scalzi's tyranny. Scalzi can just stay the 'L' out of my use of 'L's. I'm gonna be slingin' em around left and right.
Evolute the language!